You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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