It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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