Sry I called you an 8
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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