: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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