i was rollin on her like bob the builder
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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