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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(520): View more from Arizona

woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes

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(304): View more from West Virginia

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(519): View more from Ontario

He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

(604): View more from British Columbia

HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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(619): View more from California

I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw

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(310): View more from California

Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?

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(440): View more from Ohio

The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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(757): View more from Virginia

she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it

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