the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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