I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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