i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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