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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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