In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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