We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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