we made out on top of his cat.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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