best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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