'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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