If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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