Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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