Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You're like the curious george of whores
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
