Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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