OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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