Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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