And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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