just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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