To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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