You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I need to sanitize my soul.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
