Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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