omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Your dad touched me again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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