I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How external is "for external use only"?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You have to summon your inner elephant
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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