Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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