I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
