For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He did a backflip because drugs
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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