C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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