new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize