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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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