guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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