and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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