Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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