She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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