did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
