You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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