Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just cropdusted the office
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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