xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
God, I missed his penis.
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