I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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