Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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