There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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