He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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