Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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