the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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