You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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