i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
