'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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