Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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