my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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