i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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