She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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