No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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